Biseor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[jesus and me - the movie]

Honestly.

Okay, so it's one of your first flash movies. I can understand that. Thank you for actually admitting in your title that your movie sucks. I can't believe how many 8th grader dipwads post crap and say "d00d my sh1t iz teh l33t3st why teh b@d sc0r3 f@gg1ts". Yeah i'll admit it, some of my movies were crap at first (albiet well written and rush jobbed.)

Honestly though, you seem to have the basics down. Take time to develop your drawing, timing, and animating some more. I would like to see you and jesus kill more things.

Oh yeah, In that one scene where you and J were siloette'd side by side, it looked like Jesus had a sharp hard on.

[Flying Dream]

Yawn.

Your story sucked. Your animation sucked (whatever animation was actually there). Your drawings were okay at best.

However the font work was tastefully done, which can't be said for many of the 9th grade nimrod's that post their "art" on this site.

As a matter of fact, I would have given you more than a zero, if we were scoring on tasteful use of fonts and fading them in and out.

[(junk)3D Madness Test]

WHOA!

I can't believe you actually submitted an 3-D test. It's a fucking test! NO ONE CARES! Come back when you have the final product.

TheComet responds:

I only wanted to get opinions on how I should improve on the graphics and effects.

[The War.....why?]

All I have to say is "wow"

That was powerful...ly BAD!

Thanks for wasting what seemed to be an hour of my life.

[rival scene rip-off]

Is this movie about being gay?

It sure as fuck looks like it. Fuck this movie, and fuck Dean, whoever he is.

[Qi]

Bleh

You spent seven months on this? Hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha ha!

At least the music was pretty.

[An AMC Christmas Part 1]

Funny Stuff but...

...shitty graphics and animation

You have some funny material, now just improve on your drawing and animation skills, and then I will buy you a present. (The present is love, and possibly jesus)

[Tales of Nosu]

Meh.

I'm confused. Alot of the art and animation was exeptional. But then there was the other art and animation that sucked ass. Oh well. Nice try anyway.

BenSpurgin responds:

Sorry Bis. Guess I just have a knack for confusing people. If you don't believe me... Do a search for Tana from the portal!

[Real American Zeros]

Yawn.

Wow. That was hilarious. Except that the sound was compliments of someone else. So really, without that, your shitty "animation" really would fall flat on it's stupid ass considering the audio had nothing to do with GW.

HAHAHAHAHA YEAH, GEORGE W CHEATED IN THE CAMPAIGN AND HES STUPID AND HES A DRUG USER!

You leftists astound me with your elementary school level comedy. HAHAHA GEORGE W IS A DOODY FACE BAD BAD!

You poor commies are still sore about losing the election? Jesus christ, get on with you life. Either that or put a gun in your cum soaked socialist mouth and pull the fucking trigger you waste of time.

AkhkharuZI responds:

sorry you took it so poorly, I'm not a bush hater, I voted for him. he is just the current president.